Aloysius K. Johnson [entries|friends|calendar] Vicious Aloysius [ website | BigAssFries.com ] Don't be Vicious, Aloysius Tell the missus, Aloysius, The meal was delicious, as well as nutritious, but don't get malicious, I'll do the dishes, after I feed the fishes, if you so wishes. Your cat is vicious, Aloysius You see how he hisses? And he won't give me no kisses. This is my daily life journal. Visit my poetry journal at bigassfries.   [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[15 Oct 2004|02:43am] This is the picture I was talking about, Seed and Dylan. post comment

[11 Oct 2004|01:54am] Klingons For Kerry (LINK) referred by: gypsylady at thedailyshow BY ZACH DUNDAS & WW EDITORIAL STAFF EXCLUSIVE: Straw-poll shocker! Fierce warrior race strongly backs Democrat. Even as John Kerry struggles to establish national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical, warlike demographic: Klingons. The poll, conducted when the DVD release of the Star Trek fan documentary Trekkies 2 attracted Portland's Klingon community to Tower Records on Southeast 102nd Avenue, may spell trouble for President George W. Bush. The incumbent has staked his campaign on the war on terror. But those who speak the language of the Trek warrior race--known to disdain dishonor, or quvHa'ghach--seem alienated by Iraq and other issues. According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support the Democratic nominee. Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan. Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll. "A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived us all with this war." Portland Klingon speakers are increasingly influential. Last year, Multnomah County's mental-health services opened a search for a Klingon interpreter to work with speakers of the language.* Though the Klingons polled all appeared to be registered voters, they emulate an unfamiliar political system. "On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast Portland. "Or the other way around. And then ascend to the head of the High Council." It's too early for Kerry to chill the ceremonial bloodwine, but Portland Klingons are clearly warming to the cerebral Massachusetts Democrat. "Kerry has shown his prowess," says 33-year-old Neqha (Earth name: Eric King) of Tigard. "He saved his fellow warrior under the gun, and has been commended and awarded medals." Neither the Bush nor Kerry campaigns were immediately available for comment on the poll results. --Dominic Luxford with Zach Dundas [* No, we're not making this up.] post comment

[10 Sep 2004|01:06am] I found this by googling "bigassfries," which I do occasionally. Here is a person asking how to remove "submitted by: [blank]" from pseudodictionary.com entries, so that he can steal them. The weird thing is that he asks specifically how to remove the credit from my word "dominize." >LINK< post comment

[01 Aug 2004|03:17am] Yeah, so, the Littles were out this weekend, up at Lake Isabella. I had the strong urge to hang out at the house anyway, but the house felt creepy with no one in it. I rode my bike all over Lomita inviting people to come over and bring whatever they want. When I got back, Ryan Peterson, Chris Lenton, and Shawn Gomez were trying to start a fire in the fireplace, someone had replaced the refrigerator's contents with Old Milwaukee, and there were already two bongs broken in fights between rival gangs. Somebody kicked the ass of the guy who put punk music on the stereo, so someone else called their DJ friend to come down, but when he got there, someone out front mugged him for his gear and ran off. This one girl was hanging out in the bathroom and letting anyone fuck her. I could've sworn I saw Mynor from work slip into the bathroom once. Nobody brought any Coke, so unfortunately, I had to drink Tom's rum straight. At least I got really drunk and stoned. Everyone loved the party. Let's just say Ryan Peterson came, so it rocked. Tonight I'm over at their house, cleaning up, but I got hungry so I'm eating leftover barbecue from the party. I don't know what kind of meat this is, but it's all right with enough barbecue sauce. This distracted me enough to write this update. I have to go, I thought I heard Mr. Mao crying on top of the house, so I'll go look for him. P.S. Cameron, the freestyle about how Magic is like jazz was great. 4 comments|post comment

[27 Jul 2004|03:26am] Tonight I ate an entire watermelon, but I wasn't high. In fact, the melon couldn't have been much larger than 115 in³. If you can vizualize how big that is in spherical form, you win. Then go to Vons and ask for a watermelon only 115 in³ in size. They're really quite good if you get a ripe one. Check for one without a big white and yellow splotch on it. Work is going fine. I pissed off Mario (c.f. my last entry) by telling Nital he didn't get any work done due to his inability to stop hitting on Ashley, another employee. So Ashley is also mad at me for supposedly trying to meddle in her lovelife. Oh, well. Just cause Nital frowns upon all non-platonic activites at work doesn't mean I do. Visit www.doorsup.com now and buy a vertical door hinge kit! Watermelon makes me burp. Burps of melon and spaghetti don't mix well. Ergh. My classes have been registered. I've in the past made a big chart, but I don't feel like doing it this time. Or just not yet. How 'bout, this weekend. My head feels cloudy. post comment

[17 Jul 2004|04:02am] [ mood | I said "fuming." ] [ music | Clark Gable - The Postal Service ] I'm back home again. I tried hooking up my old hard drive to this computer to see if I could steal its files. No luck. The entire file structure has forgotten itself. It says there is one file at 108 bytes (AUTOEXEC.BAT, which is actually incomplete) and yet there are only 2.5GB of space left on the 30GB HD. I'm fuming. This means $100+ to pay a techie assistant at a shop to use tools given to him by his boss to back this shit up for me. I've lost my writing, my music, my important software for my scanner, printer, etc., my emulation, my illegal roms, my illegal MP3's, my illegal software, my photos, my websites, my planning, my homework, my ideas, and the convenience of Windows 98 programs I actually can use and understand. Not to mention Greg and my mom lost probably just as much crap. Basically, I lost 20+ GB, out of which around 10GB were vital and important. There is an acute chance my old computer quit working right due to how god damn dirty it was. It was disgusting. In other news: Quiznos: The promotion promised to me hasn't entirely come. A 25¢/hr raise will, though this next Friday, with another coming in September by law, since that'd be one full year of employment. It's now me vs. Mario for the almighty position of Honorable Lord Shift Leader, and even though the employees are pulling for me, Nital has a strange affection for Mario, who now gets more hours than me, despite having only been there for about a month. School starts August 30th. I register for classes July 20th. I will hopefully take Math 130, Eng 1C, and Eng 32a. I hope the college math class won't kick my ass. I bought my own Postal Service, and I love it. It makes me miss Fruity Loops so god damn bad. Sierra and I will celebrate our anniversary segundo August 26th. I probably will not celebrate my birthday two days before that. I'm not feeling enthusiastic about aging, sadly. At least not about the birthdays involved. I feel like Greg + a girlfriend - about $5/hr - a car. Is that what a girfriend is worth to the rest of the world? Been having severe trouble waking up lately. I don't want to wake up six hours from now to do work I won't be paid for in money or gratitude. I work at home to make my free ride a little bit smoother. But no matter how smooth the ride, I still won't be able to sleep. I think I said this before, but Adamn #17's been finished in paper form, but I havent' the heart to type it, since half of it is lying irrecoverable inside this metal box on my desk. Adamn #18 was started, but not completed. I've been writing odd bits of Essence of Time here and there, expanding on Akairo. Basically, this summer, since the Lake Powell trip, I've done nothing creative but about 1000 words of prose, and a about two dozen songs I made up in my head but couldn't compose. If somebody buys me Fruity Loops Studio 4 Producer Edition, I swear I'll produce their next album for them. Been riding my bike a lot lately. Hasn't affected my weight one smidge, but I sure sweat like a bitch. I've cut down on Coke and and have been drinking water like a reverse fire hose. My current weekly grind, if people feel like visiting me: Mon 12-5, Wed 12-5, Fri 4-9, Sat 3-9, Sun 3-9 2 comments|post comment

[16 Jun 2004|03:27am] I told some of you I'd publish Adamn #17 by now. Well I hadn't worked on it like I would have liked. However, it will definitely be done before my trip with the Littles. In other news, I finally got my GLU crap I ordered in the mail. Spoils: Large, maroon, longsleeved t-shirt. Says "God Lives Underwater" on chest, has mantis on right sleeve. Both black. Extra large black t-shirt Blue ringer collar and sleeve hems. Says "God Lives Underwater" on chest, and has large mantis on back over the initials "GLU," all in silver. Extra large maroon t-shirt Says "God Lives Underwater" on chest, and has large mantis on back over the initials "GLU," all in blue. Life in the So-Called Space Age poster 11" x 17". Features cover art. And some free shit Three pink LITSCSA stickers Three green David Reilly's Inside EP stickers A blue-and-green car window decal featuring the words "God Lives Underwater" and a large mantis Two Corporate Punishment stickers (the store that sold me this stuff) This, combined with my Justin Bailey shirt I just got and the recent mall trip, makes for five new shirts and one new pair of jeans. Please don't ask me how much all this shit cost. 2 comments|post comment

[12 Jun 2004|02:38am] Well, work is at crap times, but the extra hours give me much more a month than I ever thought possible from a minimum-wage part-time job. Thing is, it's no longer minimum wage. I got promoted, strangely, to shift leader, who will get $7.00/hr instead of $6.75/hr. Whoo! I say. I mean, jobs are hard as hell to find in the summer, and even though I was planning on looking around for a good one elsewhere for the summer, this assures me I will be getting steady pay in the summer, except for during the brief vacation the Littles are graciously taking me on. This icon never matched so perfectly. post comment

[25 May 2004|12:47pm] Sweet! Randomness is sometimes cool. Keiichi Suzuki, composer of the music to EarthBound, is also composing the music to the new Zatoichi remake. "!!!!!" I say. "????" says you. 5 comments|post comment

[24 May 2004|03:45am] ( Internal diatribe, unnecessary to read ) Quite on the other end of the spectrum from that, work at Quizno's is going fine, if tiring, and Sierra and I celebrate our year-and-nine-month-iversary Wednesday. Here's to making sure this lasts. [edit: Beeda! Check your mail!] [edit 2: okay, fuck, I am seriously sick of this shit. Maybe this post didn't help at all. Way to stay up till 4 developing ulcers, Adamn, you fucking retard! I am not safe from it anywhere. And my social life sucks!!!!] post comment

[11 May 2004|01:55am] You are a GRAMMAR GOD! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you! How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla post comment

[04 May 2004|12:51am] I haven't updated in forever. Not here, not anywhere. Until now. BigAssFries.com is now up to date with Adamn. I finished Nejiretan, and posted them to DA. I love Sierra! Time to sleep. I hope I meet her there. post comment

[21 Apr 2004|07:09pm] I feel spoiled. When I went to Narbonne, not one damn computer could go on the internet. Now, every single on at Elco can, and I don't even see how it's connected. 4 comments|post comment

[20 Apr 2004|03:49am] Yeah, mine are all right: adam johnson is the most exciting young writer i've ever read adam johnson is no one of any importance to anyone at all adam johnson is off to a pretty good start adamn is very very confused at how numbers work adamn is, because he turned out to be your friend's husband But Sierra's are hilarious: sierra is legendary sierra is blessed with excellent ice climbing possibilities sierra is good sierra is an artist and illustrator of great talent sierra is a beautiful and unspoiled paradise that is a total contrast to the beaches and heat of southern california Some others: greg johnson is clearly accomplished greg johnson is well... greg johnson is an evil man cameron cross is excited about the attention cameron cross is a favorite among many students with his out going personality and specialties at the grill dylan is a wannabe graphic designer dylan is a total musician dylan is here boldly including the jews dylan is about the happiest boy you would ever meet melissa little is conducting research into the causes of childhood cancer melissa is deemed essential if humans are to travel successfully to mars melissa is french for "toilet water" post comment

[14 Apr 2004|12:25am] [ music | Roulette Dares (This is the Haunt) - The Mars Volta ] I am eating the best waffle ever. I wish I had a camera. I used an entire carton of blueberries on one giant waffle, and then doused it with boysenberry syrup. home run pies = turnovers++ EDIT: I ate the best waffle ever. Nothing goes with pizza like a Coke. Too bad I got Pepsi. Hot dogs give me energy so I can fight off my daddy. Raining meat! Just like my nightmares! Coming soon in bigassfries: Adamn #16 — Adamn vs. The Battle of Vincent Thomas Bridge post comment

[10 Apr 2004|09:30am] Narbonne's spring break is nearly over, and my vacation with Sierra is nearly over. Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted, but now she goes back to school, and my work schedule goes on uninterrupted. Dates of interest for the future: May 1st, 2nd: Coachella July: God Lives Underwater's "Up Off the Floor" to be realeased on Megaforce records 1 comment|post comment

Just wouldn't be complete without Adamn [08 Apr 2004|01:45am] Update in points My computer now has irremovable adware. I need caffeine. My (El Camino's) Spring break is coming up. I will celebrate by sleeping a grand total of about 12 hours more than my per-week average. I can't think of a title for my creative writing story, due in about 12 hours. ( Survey sez... ) I have come to the theory that either: 1: I have irratible bowels OR 2: Every fast food restaurant puts diahrretics into their food This is not stupid; they have two good reasons to do this: 1. People will not get as fat from absorbing food, so they will more seldom go on diets, thereby buying less fast food and 2. If people know they will still be hungry/thirsty afterward, they will be driven to buy more food Gruh, whatever. bigassfries news: Nejiretan alphabet coming soon "The Essence of Time" preview short story posted tonight Oh, yeah, and: The The Mars Volta/A Perfect Circle show rocked with vigor and candor. And a condor. 4 comments|post comment

[01 Apr 2004|01:17am] Sometimes, I get the urge to yell: "Boy, oh, boy, do my feces ever stink!" But no matter how true it is, no one cares. I now have exactly a week to finish my short story for Creative Writing class. I wonder if we'll have a midterm there. post comment

[30 Mar 2004|12:10am] Cameron, Dylan, Annah, and maybe Cole: Video game music cover band. My idea for first project, Chrono Trigger. After that, we could try some FF, Super Metroid, or Earthbound, as far as SNES goes. Chrono Trigger songs to think about covering : Gato's Song (to get started) Burn! Bobonga! (prehistoric) Wind Scene (600AD world map) Silent Light Corridors of Time (Kingdom of Zeal Theme) Theme Lavos' Theme Underground Sewer Primitive Mountain Remains of Factory Boss Battle 2 People Who Threw Away the Will to Live But I vote especially for: Kingdom Trial / The Hidden Truth Battle with Magus Tyran Castle Zeal Palace / Undersea Palace Black Omen World Revolution (2nd to last bost fight) Last Battle We may want to try other platforms in the future. post comment

[24 Mar 2004|12:27pm] I think Sierra is acquiring my endless bad luck with vehicles of any kind. I'm surprised I didn't somehow blow one of the tires on that thing first. But more on that some other time. Today I was supposed to be doing the lawn, because even though Greg will sit around and do nothing for seven hours every weekday, and all day every weekend, he can't do the lawn all by himself. I, on the other hand, am expected to do it not only all by myself, but in between my very full schedule consisting of Sierra, work, and school. Even if I didn't include Sierra as worthy of my time, the time I spend dealing with work and school easily adds up to way more time than Greg spends working. Each week for me contains 25+ hours of working the sandwich shift, 12 hours of school, and 10+ hours navigating buses back and forth. Whatever. Anyway, well, the backyard is so overgrown due to my "negligence" that I couldn't even use the lawnmower. It stalled over and over just doing the front lawn, which was no taller than 4" of grass, and the occasional dandelion. So I pull out the trusty weedwhacker, which of course runs out of trimmer line in under 5 minutes. After replacing it, I go at it again. 3 and a half hours later, I'm about half done, and a giant chunk of one of those nasty mutant dandelions goes flying into my right eye. I scream loud enough to turn the head of one of my next door neighbors, who happened to be out at the time. I used 1/4 of a bottle of Visene getting it out. Not to mention I lost half the eyelashes. And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, that I'm allergic to grass and various lawn-type plants, to the point where doing the lawn makes me cough and wheeze for the rest of the day. My eye swelled up so bad, I was sure I was going to burst a vein. I don't know if it actually happened or not. I don't want to look in the mirror. And I still have to go to work. post comment

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